An allen walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. "how much is this one?"he asked."well that one is a monkey brain and its $20,"he explained."how much is that one?"he asked"well that one is a female brain and its $100."he explained."and how much is that one?"he asked."that one is a males brain and it is $500"he explained."Why so expensive?"the allen asked."well it hashardly been used!"
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
ReplyDeleteGives a brain wave.
by weeman
Thanks for the joke Gage, you can share this tomorrow with the class
DeleteI learnt so much thank you
ReplyDeleteJanaya
An allen walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. "how much is this one?"he asked."well that one is a monkey brain and its $20,"he explained."how much is that one?"he asked"well that one is a female brain and its $100."he explained."and how much is that one?"he asked."that one is a males brain and it is $500"he explained."Why so expensive?"the allen asked."well it hashardly been used!"
ReplyDeletelewis
I really enjoyed this joke, well done. I am sure your brain will get more use than the $500 brain in your lifetime Lewis.
DeleteWhy didn't the brain want to take a bath?
ReplyDeleteIt didn't want to get brainwashed.
Jack
Good one Jack. Thanks for sending in your joke.
ReplyDeletewhat was the brain selling on the side of the road?
ReplyDeletebrain juice!
Aaliyah